The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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