ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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