ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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