Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Randomize
