Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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