Moan for me like Helen Keller
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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