I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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