that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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