hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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