maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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