Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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