Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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