giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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