ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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