why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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