I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
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