No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
The power of my boobs compel you
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