I want to make a zoo with you.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
