So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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