Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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