is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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