Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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