So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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