Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Randomize