How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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