Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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