I'm going to jail i love you
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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