I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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