also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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