shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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