wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Never joke about your clitoris.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
