Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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