gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I will pee on everything he values.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
She made me pour olive oil on her.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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