in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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