Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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