So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Randomize
