some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
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Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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