Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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