so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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