I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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