remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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