she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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