I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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