I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
It's blow job season.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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