I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
love makes seman taste better
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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