THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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