i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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