He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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