god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
