i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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