It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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