lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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