The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
They left me at home... I'm a liability
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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