Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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