I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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