you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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