You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
