My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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